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Green Eggs and Ham

Green Eggs and Ham

by Dr. Seuss

I am Sam.

Sam I am.

That Sam-I-am!

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like

that Sam-I-am!

Do you like

green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

I do not like

green eggs and ham.

Would you like them

here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

green eggs and ham.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

Would you like them

in a house?

Would you like them

with a mouse?

I do not like them

in a house.

I do not like them

with a mouse.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

green eggs and ham.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them

in a box?

Would you eat them

with a fox?

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not eat them here or there.

I would not eat them anywhere.

I would not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Eat them! Eat them!

Here they are.

I would not,

could not,

in a car.

You may like them,

you will see.

You may like them

in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car!  You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train!  A train!

A train!  A train!

Could you, would you,

on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car!  Sam!  Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not eat them with a mouse.

I will not eat them in a house.

I will not eat them here or there.

I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not eat green eggs and ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

in the dark.

Would you, could you,

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark.  Not on a train.

Not in a car. Not in a tree.

I do not like them, Sam, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse.  Not with a fox.

I will not eat them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like

green eggs and ham?

I do not

like them,

Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,

with a goat?

I would not could not,

with a got.

Would you, could you,

on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not eat them in the rain.

I will not eat them on a train.

Not in the dark!  Not in a tree!

Not in a car!  You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I will not eat them in a house.

I do not like the with a mouse.

I do not like the here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like

green eggs

and ham!

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.

So you say.

Try them!  Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see.

Say!

I like green eggs and ham!

I do!  I like them, Sam-I-am!

And I would eat them in a boat.

And I would eat them with a goat. . .

And I will eat them in the rain.

And in the dark.  And on a train.

And in a car.  And in a tree.

They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.

And I will eat them with a fox.

And I will eat them in a house.

And I will eat them with a mouse.

And I will eat them here and there.

Say!  I will eath them ANYWHERE!

I do so like

green eggs and ham!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Sam-I-am!

==Fox in Socks == Fox in Socks by Dr. Seuss

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Fox

Socks

Box

Knox

Knox in box.

Fox in socks.

Knox on fox in socks in box.

Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

Fox in socks on box on Knox.

Chicks with bricks come.

Chicks with blocks come.

Chicks with bricks and blocks and clocks come.

Look, sir. Look, sir. Mr. Knox, sir.

Let's do tricks with bricks and blocks, sir.

Let's do tricks with chicks and clocks, sir.

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack.

Then I'll make a quick trick block stack.

You can make a quick trick chick stack.

You can make a quick trick clock stack.

And here's a new trick, Mr. Knox....

Socks on chicks and chicks on fox.

Fox on clocks on bricks and blocks.

Bricks and blocks on Knox on box.

Now we come to ticks and tocks, sir.

Try to say this Mr. Knox, sir....

Clocks on fox tick.

Clocks on Knox tock.

Six sick bricks tick.

Six sick chicks tock.

Please, sir. I don't like this trick, sir.

My tongue isn't quick or slick, sir.

I get all those ticks and clocks, sir, 

mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.

I can't do it, Mr. Fox, sir.

I'm so sorry, Mr. Knox, sir.

Here's an easy game to play.

Here's an easy thing to say....

New socks.

Two socks.

Whose socks?

Sue's socks.

Who sews whose socks?

Sue sews Sue's socks.

Who sees who sew whose new socks, sir?

You see Sue sew Sue's new socks, sir.

That's not easy, Mr. Fox, sir.

Who comes? ...

Crow comes.

Slow Joe Crow comes.

Who sews crow's clothes?

Sue sews crow's clothes.

Slow Joe Crow sews whose clothes?

Sue's clothes.

Sue sews socks of fox in socks now.

Slow Joe Crow sews Knox in box now.

Sue sews rose on Slow Joe Crow's clothes.

Fox sews hose on Slow Joe Crow's nose.

Hose goes.

Rose grows.

Nose hose goes some.

Crow's rose grows some.

Mr. Fox!

I hate this game, sir.

This game makes my tongue quite lame, sir.

Mr. Knox, sir, what a shame, sir.

We'll find something new to do now.

Here is lots of new blue goo now.

New goo. Blue goo.

Gooey. Gooey.

Blue goo. New goo.

Gluey. Gluey.

Gooey goo for chewy chewing!

That's what that Goo-Goose is doing.

Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?

If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir, 

with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.

Do, sir.

Mr. Fox, sir, 

I won't do it. 

I can't say. 

I won't chew it.

Very well, sir.

Step this way.

We'll find another game to play.

Bim comes.

Ben comes.

Bim brings Ben broom.

Ben brings Bim broom.

Ben bends Bim's broom.

Bim bends Ben's broom.

Bim's bends.

Ben's bends.

Ben's bent broom breaks.

Bim's bent broom breaks.

Ben's band. Bim's band.

Big bands. Pig bands.

Bim and Ben lead bands with brooms.

Ben's band bangs and Bim's band booms.

Pig band! Boom band!

Big band! Broom band!

My poor mouth can't say that. No, sir.

My poor mouth is much too slow, sir.

Well then... bring your mouth this way.

I'll find it something it can say.

Luke Luck likes lakes.

Luke's duck likes lakes.

Luke Luck licks lakes.

Luck's duck licks lakes.

Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.

Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

I can't blab such blibber blubber!

My tongue isn't make of rubber.

Mr. Knox. Now come now. Come now.

You don't have to be so dumb now....

Try to say this, Mr. Knox, please....

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.

While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.

Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.

Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.

That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Stop it! Stop it!

That's enough, sir.

I can't say such silly stuff, sir.

Very well, then, Mr. Knox, sir.

Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight, 

it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle, 

it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, 

they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle 

and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...

...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles 

and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...

...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle 

bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle 

with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle, 

THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled 

muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.

Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.


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