I'm a Punk is a song that only appeared in the 1971 cartoon, The Cat in the Hat.
- The Cat in the Hat: Very well, I'm a punk, A kratunkulous schnunk. Nobody loves me, Not one tiny hunk.
- I agree, I'm a griffulous, groffulous groo. I'm a schmoosler, A schminkler and a poop-poobler too.
- I'm a horrendous hobject which nobody loves.I'm untouchable, unless you wear antiseptical gloves.
- So what, I'm a punk, A kratunkulous schnunk. Nobody loves me, Not one tiny hunk. I'm a Punk.
- The Fish: You kratunkulos schnunk! Shuntunkulous cat! Incratchulos punk--Out! Out! Out! OUT!