He married Rose for the lols, he always knew how GAYYYY he was for dicks.
Dan is an activist for those who have both a penis and a vagina (dick-ginas). He likes to practice the art of BDSM with Cy. He married his love on the 21st of July 2017 and Rose still refuses to sign the divorce papers.
Rose: His bitchy ex-wife.
Wesley: His son (whom he likes to take without Rose's permission.)
Cy: His newly wed husband, he's very kinky.