Dan is a citizen of Thneedville. He is happily married to Cy and is not allowed to see his glowing boy Wesley He however DONT CARE BOUT THE LAWS BOIIIIIIII


Early Life

He married Rose for the lols, he always knew how GAYYYY he was for dicks.

Current Life

Dan is an activist for those who have both a penis and a vagina (dick-ginas). He likes to practice the art of BDSM with Cy. He married his love on the 21st of July 2017 and Rose still refuses to sign the divorce papers.


Rose: His bitchy ex-wife.

Wesley: His son (whom he likes to take without Rose's permission.)

Cy: His newly wed husband, he's very kinky.



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